Transcibe?

I recently got some software that was supposed to take my audio recording and transcribe it for me. I had to read a 15 minute passage to calibrate it and it took a while to set up. After all of that I transcribed a 3-minute set from an open mic last night. It didn’t quite get it right. See for yourself:

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