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	<description>standup &#124; hosting &#124; improv &#124; acting</description>
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		<title>Road to Hana</title>
		<description>[caption id="attachment_134" align="alignright" width="300" caption="The Road to Hana"][/caption]The Road to Hana is just that...a road to a town called Hana. Famous because it is long and winding and there are many waterfalls along the way. So you stop and go along the way. 

It took us about 5 hours to ...</description>
		<link>http://comedy.rancerizzutto.com/archives/133</link>
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		<title>The Wave</title>
		<description>Last week there was an 8.8 earthquake in Chile. Imagine hearing about this on the news...and then hearing there is a Tsunami warning for Hawaii...and then realizing you're on a ship off the coast of Honolulu.

Tada!

Normally Saturday morning is filled with early morning announcements of who is cleared to leave ...</description>
		<link>http://comedy.rancerizzutto.com/archives/132</link>
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		<title>Surfin&#8217; US-Hey&#8230;this is tiring.</title>
		<description>[caption id="attachment_130" align="alignright" width="300" caption="my three seconds of fame"][/caption]Last week the ship was offering a deal on surfing lessons to the crew. We're in Hawaii, right? That means we should probably surf!

Mike, Piero, Deanna and I signed up, along with two other crew members. Look at those surfers ride those ...</description>
		<link>http://comedy.rancerizzutto.com/archives/129</link>
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		<title>Cruise Control</title>
		<description>I feel like I'm trying to get things rollin' for when I get back...which is just under two months away. 

One thing we've set up while we're out here is a series of workshops with Laughtrack theater in Honolulu. They're pretty stoked (does anyone say stoked anymore?) about having people ...</description>
		<link>http://comedy.rancerizzutto.com/archives/127</link>
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		<title>Technology</title>
		<description>Every Wednesday we're in Kona. We usually get there around noon and get coffee and use their internet.

Today we found out you can go to www.konaweb.com and look at their web cam. Our ship is in the background and we're usually sitting just to the side of the camera, so ...</description>
		<link>http://comedy.rancerizzutto.com/archives/123</link>
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		<title>I Forgot To Mention&#8230;</title>
		<description>If you're in Honolulu today make sure you stop by the Laughtrack theater to see Marooned 5 (Deanna, Mike, Piero, Jen, and I) perform. It's at 3:30pm!

Did I mention it is now 7:20? So, you may have missed it. It was a fun time.

Today I bought a new laptop and ...</description>
		<link>http://comedy.rancerizzutto.com/archives/121</link>
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		<description>It is almost dodgeball time... </description>
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		<title>Neti to the Rescue</title>
		<description>One thing I've been introduced to on ships is the Neti Pot. 

If you're not using this little gem, do. 

When ever I would get colds the process would take days. The stuffiness would slowly go from one side of my head to the other and then end up in ...</description>
		<link>http://comedy.rancerizzutto.com/archives/118</link>
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		<title>Beware the Trolley!</title>
		<description>So, I feel I have to comment on my trolley ride today. I'll keep it as vague as I can, but people who know who I'm talking about will know enough details to piece it together.

Most of our destinations have shuttle buses, but a couple have trolleys that come by ...</description>
		<link>http://comedy.rancerizzutto.com/archives/116</link>
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		<title>All It Takes Is One Weird Laugh</title>
		<description>In the show I'm currently doing for one company on another company's form of mass-transportation I'm in a scene with Deanna. I'm a guy preparing for a date with her...she is a blow-up doll. All she has to do is lay on some chairs, pretend to get inflated, hold the ...</description>
		<link>http://comedy.rancerizzutto.com/archives/114</link>
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